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The authorities at the Warrington Bank Quay station in Cheshire have banned couples from indulging in long kisses on the railway platform. They claim these passionate shows of affection are causing delays for travelers, and have put up a No Kissing sign in front of the building. Couples are being asked to express their affection for each other in a designated Kissing Zone.I wonder if they have considered taking help from the Ram Sena or the Bajrang Dal..
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A colleague of mine suggested that I attempt this, I thought it would make a good first post for my new blog.
- I suffer from verbal diarrhea.
- I know that getting to the end of this list is child’s play for me.
- I like to think I am quite entertaining…well at least most of the time.
- I have a bad spelling problem.
- I used Microsoft word to check the spelling of diarrhea.
- When I get around to writing a book, I will have to acknowledge Bill Gates for creating a spell check option for Microsoft word.
- I suffer from a chronic disgust for body hair.
- I once played a role in a play titled ‘Vagina Monologues’. I played a role of a woman who was angered by her ex husband’s disgust for vaginal hair.
- While playing the role, I made an honest attempt to feel the same things that my character did- she loved her vaginal hair and believed that without it her vagina would be like a “house without a lawn, a leaf without a flower.”
- I failed miserably, but at least I hated her ex husband and felt happy that she left him.
- I am a commitment freak.
- I take an age falling for a guy, then have commitment issues and then take another age getting over the guy.
- So most of the time, I am trying to get over a guy.
- I currently live with my grand parents.
- Most people think me a loser for it.
- But I know I’d see myself as a loser if I walked out on them.
- I love reading.
- Amitav Ghosh is my current favorite, that explains the title of my blog.
- I tend to get extremely involved with anything that’s important to me.
- But that’s not a good thing, I can rarely focus on more than one thing at a time.
- This is my third personal blog, I created it because I’ve given the link to my earlier blogs to way too many people I know.
- Chances are that ten posts later, I’ll be trying to create another blog.
- I dislike awkward situations, even those that don’t concern me. I often have the desperate urge to walk out of a room where two other people are arguing over something that doesn’t concern me.
- I have a keen sense of smell and can freak out people by telling them the exact name of the perfume/deo they’re using.
- But this is also a huge draw back, I can’t stand body odor. Smelly armpits, smelly feet, smelly breath- they’re all a huge disturbance for me.
